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Staple guns - because duct tape can't make that "Ka-CHUNK" noise
- xkcd

Saturday, January 28

It's 11 o'clock on Saturday night, and I'm wasting time yet again.

I have a 9 minute speech to perform on Monday. This particular speech is an informative speech. My teacher expects me to explain something.

I'm talking about toothpicks.

This is in the hopes that among the talks of processors and video games, a new perspective on a common commodity in our society will provide me a decent grade, or at the very least a couple laughs.

Anywho, this is more about what I found during my research. One of my sources, The Straight Dope, gave me an article about the basic process of production of toothpicks, as well as some general history. However, when I searched for "toothpicks," two articles came up. This is the other.

I'm not sure what to think. The rest of the stuff on the site seems legitimate. And frankly, it seems believable. Heck, who didn't know of a kid who ate glue in kindergarten?

In conclusion, the rest of the world is almost as crazy as me.

Saturday, January 14

The Adventures of Gingerbread dating:

Go Here. Now.

For those that are curious, I'm not going to explain. Suckers.

Sunday, January 8

Being the supernerd that I be, I thought I'd post this. It gave me a good chuckle. Hehe... that damn paperclip.



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