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Saturday, November 27
Okay I know two posts in one day is kinda weird... but this song is just classy.
Punky's Dilemma - Simon and Garfunkel
Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake
Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies,
Relaxin' awhile, livin' in style,
Talkin' to a raisin who 'casionn'ly plays LA.,
Casually glancing at his toupee.
Wish I was an English muffin
'Bout to make the most out of a toaster.
I'd ease myself down,
Comin' up brown.
I prefer boysenberry
More than any ordinary jam.
I'm a "Citizens for Boysenberry Jam" fan.
Ah, South California.
If I become a first lieutenant
Would you put my photo on your piano?
To Maryjane--
Best wishes, Martin.
(Old Roger draft-dodger
Leavin' by the basement door),
Everybody knows what he's
Tippy-toeing down there for.
Punky's Dilemma - Simon and Garfunkel
Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake
Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies,
Relaxin' awhile, livin' in style,
Talkin' to a raisin who 'casionn'ly plays LA.,
Casually glancing at his toupee.
Wish I was an English muffin
'Bout to make the most out of a toaster.
I'd ease myself down,
Comin' up brown.
I prefer boysenberry
More than any ordinary jam.
I'm a "Citizens for Boysenberry Jam" fan.
Ah, South California.
If I become a first lieutenant
Would you put my photo on your piano?
To Maryjane--
Best wishes, Martin.
(Old Roger draft-dodger
Leavin' by the basement door),
Everybody knows what he's
Tippy-toeing down there for.
Something has been annoying the hell outta me for the past 4 years.
What, praytell, might that be?
Well it's-- what the crap? You're encouraging me? And where are all your insults?
Well the insults didn't seem to be doing much for either of us. And even your senseless, incoherent rambling is better than NOTHING FOR 16 FLIPPIN DAYS!!
You have a point.
Damn straight.
Well, as much of a geek and/or loser I pretend to not be, I have spent a good portion of my life talking on msn. In fact, I was instant messaging before msn was even created. Ahh... the good ol' days of ICQ... where have you gone? Anywho... I currently have 50 people on my list (yes, I know more than 50 people on the internet - no, I'm not THAT much of a loser to find my self worth in how many people are on my list so I tend to keep it clean). Of those 50 people, 3 currently have "50 MoR DaYz!!!11" or some such dumbass quote in their msn names. Why must they do this?? 50 more "dayz" till what? Who cares? Is this a pathetic attempt to get curious and/or horny 14 year old girls to ask you what pathetic event is occuring in 50 more days? Why must you torment us engineering types by leaving stupid crap in your names? It's annoys me almost as much as the difference in length of my car's turn signal with the guy's in front of me. Life just isn't fair for us engineers.
What, praytell, might that be?
Well it's-- what the crap? You're encouraging me? And where are all your insults?
Well the insults didn't seem to be doing much for either of us. And even your senseless, incoherent rambling is better than NOTHING FOR 16 FLIPPIN DAYS!!
You have a point.
Damn straight.
Well, as much of a geek and/or loser I pretend to not be, I have spent a good portion of my life talking on msn. In fact, I was instant messaging before msn was even created. Ahh... the good ol' days of ICQ... where have you gone? Anywho... I currently have 50 people on my list (yes, I know more than 50 people on the internet - no, I'm not THAT much of a loser to find my self worth in how many people are on my list so I tend to keep it clean). Of those 50 people, 3 currently have "50 MoR DaYz!!!11" or some such dumbass quote in their msn names. Why must they do this?? 50 more "dayz" till what? Who cares? Is this a pathetic attempt to get curious and/or horny 14 year old girls to ask you what pathetic event is occuring in 50 more days? Why must you torment us engineering types by leaving stupid crap in your names? It's annoys me almost as much as the difference in length of my car's turn signal with the guy's in front of me. Life just isn't fair for us engineers.
Thursday, November 11
Step aside, Filly - I'ma take the spotlight this week.
Never call me that again.
Fine.
I've made a daring, and slightly dangerous, conclusion. Nutrition doesn't actually exist - it's just a marketing tool. I mean, look around once in a while - what do you see advertised on the side of packages of food? "NO TRANS FATS". Great. They took out something that no one really noticed or cared about before, but since it has one less type of fat, it sells. What the crap??? Who honestly gives a damn about trans fats (aside from my mother, who seems to have a severe nutrition fixation, who inspired me to write this out of spite for other nutrition freaks)??? I certainly don't. And, as we all know, I'm king of the world. Seriously, though - every year they come out with some new thing that's "incredibly bad for you" that no one really noticed or cared about before. I mean, it's not like we're still eating out of cans made of lead (yes, they used to make cans out of lead. It took them a long time to figure out that lead is poisonus). We're all gluttons in this country anyways - why try to take out all the bad things out of good-tasting food, and make it bad tasting? If you want to be "healthy" (I'm starting to question the authenticity of that word as well), just eat good things that don't taste as good. Don't take out your freakish nutrition problem on the rest of the world. Gahhh... nutrition should be drug out into the street and shot.
That didn't entirely make sense...
Yeah well.... I'm king of the world. Ha.
Never call me that again.
Fine.
I've made a daring, and slightly dangerous, conclusion. Nutrition doesn't actually exist - it's just a marketing tool. I mean, look around once in a while - what do you see advertised on the side of packages of food? "NO TRANS FATS". Great. They took out something that no one really noticed or cared about before, but since it has one less type of fat, it sells. What the crap??? Who honestly gives a damn about trans fats (aside from my mother, who seems to have a severe nutrition fixation, who inspired me to write this out of spite for other nutrition freaks)??? I certainly don't. And, as we all know, I'm king of the world. Seriously, though - every year they come out with some new thing that's "incredibly bad for you" that no one really noticed or cared about before. I mean, it's not like we're still eating out of cans made of lead (yes, they used to make cans out of lead. It took them a long time to figure out that lead is poisonus). We're all gluttons in this country anyways - why try to take out all the bad things out of good-tasting food, and make it bad tasting? If you want to be "healthy" (I'm starting to question the authenticity of that word as well), just eat good things that don't taste as good. Don't take out your freakish nutrition problem on the rest of the world. Gahhh... nutrition should be drug out into the street and shot.
That didn't entirely make sense...
Yeah well.... I'm king of the world. Ha.
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