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Staple guns - because duct tape can't make that "Ka-CHUNK" noise
- xkcd

Thursday, May 18

Dear world,
You are about to witness the amazingness sprouting from the minds of Jim Tosh and Mike Young. Witness: the Twinkie Song.

(Sung to the tune of "Do a Deer")

Do, the stuff that makes the twinkie,
Re, the guy who makes the twinkies,
Me, the one he makes them for,
Fa, a long long way to the twinkie store,
So, I'll have another twinkie,
La, la la la la la twinkie!
Ti, no thanks! I'll have a twinkie
that will lead us back to Do (twinkietwinkietwinkie)

and repeat.

Tuesday, May 9

So... it's been two months. This place is getting dusty. It seems I have been a bit busy lately (or at least too busy for a site no one checks anyways) and, as per my convention, I'll make a poor attempt at making up for the lack of updatingness. Our first item on the list today is a video I made about two years ago. The reason I didn't post it earlier was that the program I used to make it didn't render it right. So I recently messed around with it and lo! the video is available for all to see! In case any are wondering, yes, we did try to make Jello over 20 years old. Yes, we are insane. Keep in mind that I originally made this for a junior high sermon Dan had - so this video is aimed for the age range of 12ish. I'm still proud of it, though (and for good reason - I've never before encountered a video with both "Mah na mah na" and "Bananaphone" together). So witness, a Jello Adventure.

I was going to post more stuff, but instead, I think I'll just post links to all six episodes of Trunk Monkey.
Episode 1
Episode 2
Episode 3
Episode 4
Episode 5
Episode 6

Wait, I just randomly thought of one more thing. It's an old rhyming thing that I heard years ago. Here be it:

Ladies and gentlemen,
bums and cramps,
bow-legged beetles,
and cross-eyed ants,
I come here before you
and sit down behind you
to tell you a story
I know nothing about.
On one fine day
in the middle of the night,
two dead men
got up to fight.
They stood back to back
and faced each other,
drew their blades
and shot each other.
A deaf policeman
heard the noise
and came and shot
the two dead boys.

Wow... where did that come from?


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