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Friday, May 28
Sunday, May 23
well i dont feel like writing a long post. or putting up a new song. or using the shift key. you're just gonna have to deal with it, fil.
i put a weather pixie on here - i think she was the hottest one. maybe she'll end up dating fil. that would be fun. maybe i'll draw a picture of fil some time.
but i think my weather pixie needs a name, fil. how about.... jill? good? alrighty then.
so jill, whats the weather like?
i put a weather pixie on here - i think she was the hottest one. maybe she'll end up dating fil. that would be fun. maybe i'll draw a picture of fil some time.
but i think my weather pixie needs a name, fil. how about.... jill? good? alrighty then.
so jill, whats the weather like?
Thursday, May 20
Well Fil, for the last couple weeks, I've kept you supplied with some quality posts that I actually wrote. This week, you won't have such a priveledge. Sucker.
This is just an email I got once. I thought it to be hilarious. Number 4 is my personal favourite.
> How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity <
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "i can't remember".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation marks
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what gender they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Mean'sta.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
This is just an email I got once. I thought it to be hilarious. Number 4 is my personal favourite.
> How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity <
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "i can't remember".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation marks
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what gender they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Mean'sta.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
Tuesday, May 18
Read the song lyrics first.
Wrong Way - Sublime
Annie's twelve years old, in two more she'll be a whore
Nobody ever told her it's the wrong way
Don't be afraid, with the quickness you get laid
For your family get paid, it's the wrong way
I gave her all that I had to give
I'm gonna make it hard to live
Soggy tears runnin' down her chin
And it ruins up her make up I never wanted
A cigarette rests between her lips
But I'm staring at her tits, it's the wrong way
Strong if I can but I am only a man
so I take her to the can, it's the wrong way
The only family that she's ever had
Is her seven horny brothers and a drunk-ass dad
He needed money so he put her on the street
Everything was going fine until the day she met me
Happy, are you sad?
Wanna shoot your dad?
I'll do anything I can, its the wrong way
We talked all night; tried to make it right
Believe me, shit was tight, it was the wrong way
Don't run away if you wanna stay
'Cause I ain't here to make ya
It's up to you what you really wanna do
Spend some time in America, ha, dub style
She'll give you all that she got to give
But I'm gonna make it hard to live
Big soggy tears rollin' down to her chin
And it smears up her make up I never wanted
So we ran away, And I'm sorry when I say
That straight to this very day it was the wrong way
She took a hike
Don't matter if I like it or not
Because she only wants the wrong way
I gave her all that I had to give
She still wouldn't take it
Her two brown eyes only get larger still
And it still ruins up her make up I never wanted
This song that you're listening to now is an interesting one. Yet somehow, it perfectly goes with my mood sometimes (no, heather, this has nothing to do with me being horny). Sometimes this is just how i feel about the world - the perfect innocence of childhood gradually being torn apart. I hate it.
Wrong Way - Sublime
Annie's twelve years old, in two more she'll be a whore
Nobody ever told her it's the wrong way
Don't be afraid, with the quickness you get laid
For your family get paid, it's the wrong way
I gave her all that I had to give
I'm gonna make it hard to live
Soggy tears runnin' down her chin
And it ruins up her make up I never wanted
A cigarette rests between her lips
But I'm staring at her tits, it's the wrong way
Strong if I can but I am only a man
so I take her to the can, it's the wrong way
The only family that she's ever had
Is her seven horny brothers and a drunk-ass dad
He needed money so he put her on the street
Everything was going fine until the day she met me
Happy, are you sad?
Wanna shoot your dad?
I'll do anything I can, its the wrong way
We talked all night; tried to make it right
Believe me, shit was tight, it was the wrong way
Don't run away if you wanna stay
'Cause I ain't here to make ya
It's up to you what you really wanna do
Spend some time in America, ha, dub style
She'll give you all that she got to give
But I'm gonna make it hard to live
Big soggy tears rollin' down to her chin
And it smears up her make up I never wanted
So we ran away, And I'm sorry when I say
That straight to this very day it was the wrong way
She took a hike
Don't matter if I like it or not
Because she only wants the wrong way
I gave her all that I had to give
She still wouldn't take it
Her two brown eyes only get larger still
And it still ruins up her make up I never wanted
This song that you're listening to now is an interesting one. Yet somehow, it perfectly goes with my mood sometimes (no, heather, this has nothing to do with me being horny). Sometimes this is just how i feel about the world - the perfect innocence of childhood gradually being torn apart. I hate it.
Friday, May 14
Well here I am at school, Fil.
"What are you doing posting from there?" You ask? Well it just so happens that I'm in study hall. Wonderful. And I'm bored. And I'm posting.
What have you been doing, Fil? Are you bored too? I certainly am.
Theres nothing to write about here. I have no inspiration. Whats wrong here?
meh.
now I can't even get onto the other stupid website to post a comic.
This sucks.
I'm not even gonna try the lyrics site. It'll probably screw me over as well.
Stupid internet.
I consider this post a complete failure - sorry Fil.
"What are you doing posting from there?" You ask? Well it just so happens that I'm in study hall. Wonderful. And I'm bored. And I'm posting.
What have you been doing, Fil? Are you bored too? I certainly am.
Theres nothing to write about here. I have no inspiration. Whats wrong here?
meh.
now I can't even get onto the other stupid website to post a comic.
This sucks.
I'm not even gonna try the lyrics site. It'll probably screw me over as well.
Stupid internet.
I consider this post a complete failure - sorry Fil.
Sunday, May 9
Hello again, FR (short for 'faithful reader'.... perhaps i shall come up with a name)
FR... Freddy Rodenbough? Frank Rudel? Fillip Redenbacher? - hey - i like that one.
Alright faithful reader - your name is officially Fillip Redenbacher - i shall call you Fil for short. Hehe.... its way too late to be doing this.... and by way too late, i mean 10:57
so Fil, whats up? 'What have you been thinking about, Faithful Writer?' you ask? Well, I shall tell you.
Well, its not what i've been thinking about really - more the lack thereof. You see, i have a horrible memory. "How horrible??" the masses ask. I'll tell you. I dont remember what i was talking about last night. Until someone reminds me. I cant remember where i parked my car only hours before i walked into a theatre. i hate downtown driving. especially in a standard car. it sucks.
alrighty... so i thought i would post another one of these just for the heck of it.
bahahahahahahaha.... oh wow.... i laughed so hard the first time i read that.... many many years ago.....
Scenes - Burlap to Cashmere
Now I have seen the glory
And you will see the fun
And we will fight together
Like father and son
Cause I am done
Yes I have won
In the winter lies a naked man
With a horse and a gun
I shall never see his face again
Cause I am done
Now boy, you know the story
Fight and you shall win
And if you roll the dice right
You'll be the next of kin
Cause I am done
Yes I have won
We're gonna take over the world
FR... Freddy Rodenbough? Frank Rudel? Fillip Redenbacher? - hey - i like that one.
Alright faithful reader - your name is officially Fillip Redenbacher - i shall call you Fil for short. Hehe.... its way too late to be doing this.... and by way too late, i mean 10:57
so Fil, whats up? 'What have you been thinking about, Faithful Writer?' you ask? Well, I shall tell you.
Well, its not what i've been thinking about really - more the lack thereof. You see, i have a horrible memory. "How horrible??" the masses ask. I'll tell you. I dont remember what i was talking about last night. Until someone reminds me. I cant remember where i parked my car only hours before i walked into a theatre. i hate downtown driving. especially in a standard car. it sucks.
alrighty... so i thought i would post another one of these just for the heck of it.
bahahahahahahaha.... oh wow.... i laughed so hard the first time i read that.... many many years ago.....
Scenes - Burlap to Cashmere
Now I have seen the glory
And you will see the fun
And we will fight together
Like father and son
Cause I am done
Yes I have won
In the winter lies a naked man
With a horse and a gun
I shall never see his face again
Cause I am done
Now boy, you know the story
Fight and you shall win
And if you roll the dice right
You'll be the next of kin
Cause I am done
Yes I have won
We're gonna take over the world
Monday, May 3
crap.
so i broke my freakin NEVER AGAIN oath
well i DID leave you with an extra special extra long blog last time
not that you exist, faithful reader - you're simply the figment of my wishful thinking
not that any real person actually reading this doesnt exist - i wouldn't want you to think that - its just that the Faithful Reader has become a person to me.... someone who's life greatly depends on this website.
and so to you, oh Faithful Reader, i give a Good Job!
now i know what you're asking.... what could have possibly kept this crazy psycho from blogging for a whole week and a day? I'll tell you. First off, i took the entire morning of last wednesday off to get... THE G2!!! (for those of you not informed of the graduated licence system, G2 means that i can finally drive on my own). so i was pretty psyched about that. next was friday - since our JA company was SO amazing, we got a chance to present our final board meeting in front of OPG (ontario power generation). that was just fun. we left after first period and got back at 3:00 (well actually 2:59 - a certain someone was worried about being left behind for a cheerleading competition). soooo.... that was good times. next came today - i just happened to leave during second period to go to a competition in which we placed first. :D. [you were the only ones competing, owen] (nobody asked you). we got back as third period was waning. we went to wendys for lunch. i got spicy chicken. with extra lettuce and tomato and onion thanks to h-dawg over here. in total, i have missed approx. 6 classes in the past 4 (school) days. im proud
oh, for those of you who havent met him, this is vinnie -> ['sup]. He agreed to do various commentary for me.
[i'm inside your head, psycho - i dont have a choice]
(nobody asked you)
well it would seem that this is a sufficient length of a post for making up for the lack of posts. and the initiation of vinnie added too. he is quite happy about all this.
[no - you are happy about this - this means that i have to get up and whine at you all the time]
(nobody asked you)
i shall leave you with this glorious song in honor of my awesome Junior Achievement company - this song was played during a slide presentation of a bunch of pictures - i quite enjoy it
Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) - Green Day (yes, the band name is TWO separate words)
Another turning point a fork stuck in the road
Time grabs you by the wrist directs you where to go
So make the best of this test and don't ask why
It's not a question but a lesson learned in time
It's something unpredictable
But in the end is right
I hope you had the time of your life
So take the photographs and still frames in your mind
Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time
Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial
For what it's worth it was worth all the while
so i broke my freakin NEVER AGAIN oath
well i DID leave you with an extra special extra long blog last time
not that you exist, faithful reader - you're simply the figment of my wishful thinking
not that any real person actually reading this doesnt exist - i wouldn't want you to think that - its just that the Faithful Reader has become a person to me.... someone who's life greatly depends on this website.
and so to you, oh Faithful Reader, i give a Good Job!
now i know what you're asking.... what could have possibly kept this crazy psycho from blogging for a whole week and a day? I'll tell you. First off, i took the entire morning of last wednesday off to get... THE G2!!! (for those of you not informed of the graduated licence system, G2 means that i can finally drive on my own). so i was pretty psyched about that. next was friday - since our JA company was SO amazing, we got a chance to present our final board meeting in front of OPG (ontario power generation). that was just fun. we left after first period and got back at 3:00 (well actually 2:59 - a certain someone was worried about being left behind for a cheerleading competition). soooo.... that was good times. next came today - i just happened to leave during second period to go to a competition in which we placed first. :D. [you were the only ones competing, owen] (nobody asked you). we got back as third period was waning. we went to wendys for lunch. i got spicy chicken. with extra lettuce and tomato and onion thanks to h-dawg over here. in total, i have missed approx. 6 classes in the past 4 (school) days. im proud
oh, for those of you who havent met him, this is vinnie -> ['sup]. He agreed to do various commentary for me.
[i'm inside your head, psycho - i dont have a choice]
(nobody asked you)
well it would seem that this is a sufficient length of a post for making up for the lack of posts. and the initiation of vinnie added too. he is quite happy about all this.
[no - you are happy about this - this means that i have to get up and whine at you all the time]
(nobody asked you)
i shall leave you with this glorious song in honor of my awesome Junior Achievement company - this song was played during a slide presentation of a bunch of pictures - i quite enjoy it
Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) - Green Day (yes, the band name is TWO separate words)
Another turning point a fork stuck in the road
Time grabs you by the wrist directs you where to go
So make the best of this test and don't ask why
It's not a question but a lesson learned in time
It's something unpredictable
But in the end is right
I hope you had the time of your life
So take the photographs and still frames in your mind
Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time
Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial
For what it's worth it was worth all the while
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