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- xkcd

Sunday, February 22




before we begin, just a note - i'm not sure if the background music thing works yet, so cut me some slack while i work on it

alright - here we go...







What is your name?: owen "the yellow dart" tosh
Are you named after anyone?: ken - my middle name - its my dads name
What's your screename?: (8) forever i'll stand (8)
Would you name a child of yours after you?: i might name his middle name after me.... but not a first name
If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?: heather
If you could switch names with a friend who would it be?: id have to say jim
Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly?: only with mrs mehta
Would you drop your last name if you became famous?: i dont plan on becoming famous so i dont think it matters

Basics
Your gender: male last time i checked
Straight/Gay/Bi:: straight like this ----------
Single?: yes yes i am
If not, do you want to be?: why would anyone want to be?
Birthdate: july 31 /87
Your age: working on 17
Age you act: heeheeheehee........
Age you wish you were: 3 - i get to run around and act cute - people are amused and i have no idea whats going on
Your height: there has been quite a debate about that.... i say 5'11 while others say 6' and still others claim 5'9....
Eye color: lotsa colours.... a little blue, a little green, a little yellow - u know - the works
Happy with it?: oh i quite enjoy looking at my own eyes
Hair color: dark blond
Happy with it?: well apparently not since i dyed it
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous: righty tighty
Your living arrangement: i live in a house (or so i'm told)
Your family: alright i'll start at the youngest - stephen, beth, jim, sarah, marsha, joe (the last two being in-laws)
Have any pets?: i want a cat
Whats your job?: dimple counter for golf balls?
Piercings?: promised my grandma i wouldnt
Tattoos?: oh i have big plans....
Obsessions?: everything?
Addictions?: i once got addicted to juicyfruit.... no joke.... it had a surprisingly strong withdraw
Do you speak another language? i speak french and fluent gibberish
Have a favorite quote?: "hi. my name is mr nice. as you can see i dont have any arms or hands....." - mr nice
"NO YELLING ON THE BUS!!!!!" - the bus driver off of billy maddison
Do you have a webpage?: does it matter?

Deep Thoughts About Life and You in it
Do you live in the moment?: apparently - if i wasnt living in the moment, i wouldnt be living now would i?
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others? tolerant of a group of annoying people - no..... tolerant of people - yes
Do you have any secrets?: uhhh sure....
Do you hate yourself?: only when i dont follow my golden rule (if it hurts, DONT DO IT AGAIN)
Do you like your handwriting?: my handwriting is illegible to me usually, but apparently it looks like a doctor or lawyers handwriting..... or so im told....
Do you have any bad habits?: yes... one of which is being superficial to STUPID QUESTIONS
What is the compliment you get from most people?: "wow you know a lot about computers"
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: "Don't Watch This Movie"
What's your biggest fear?: i dunno..... that quizmos sub commercial is probably it - that is a FREAKY commercial
Can you sing?: yes.... can i sing well? thats another question.....
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: i dont know if i would look cool if i tried so no
Are you a loner?: yes yes i am.... well except for clive here (hes invisible)
What are your #1 priorities in life?: to create a better OS than windows and bring down bill gates
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: HAHAHAHA nope - hence my saying - "if i weren't me, i wouldnt like me very much"
Are you a daredevil?: not a stupid daredevil.... i wanna go skydiving tho
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: why not
Are you passive or agressive?: i can be both..... usually more on the aggressive side.....
Do you have a journal?: cant say i do
What is your greatest strength and weakness?: good question
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: hmmmm probably my apparent repulsiveness
Do you think you are emotionally strong?: i dunno.... apparently i handle death well
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: my life isnt over yet...
Do you think life has been good so far?: the first ten years were great
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: if it hurts, dont do it again
What do you like the most about your body?: ummm my rock hard abs and oh-so-sexy smile??? what kinda question is this????
And least?: the lack of rock hard abs and oh-so-sexy smile
Do you think you are good looking?: aahhahahahahahahaha
Are you confident?: about what?
What is the fictional character you are most like?: oh definately wesley from the princess bride - i can definately fence, i run around wearing a black mask all the time, ive beaten the crap out of andre the giant, and done a lot of other amazing stuff...... yeah i wish
Are you perceived wrongly?: am i percieved?

Do You...
Smoke?: "you dont want to sell me death sticks - you will go home and rethink your life"
Do drugs?: see previous answer
Read the newspaper?: well i dont get the paper so it would be kinda difficult now wouldnt it?
Pray?: id have to say that i do
Go to church?: yes that too
Talk to strangers who IM you?: sure.... why wouldnt i?
Sleep with stuffed animals?: nope.... i dont really need my pillow either..... or a mattress for that matter..
Take walks in the rain?: rain is awesome - especially when u get those huge drops that splash so nicely when they come in contact with ur head
Talk to people even though you hate them?: i dont know that many people that i hate.... but sure
Drive?: i dont know if you would consider it driving
Like to drive fast?: heehee maaayyyybe.....

Would or Have You Ever?
Liked your voice?: dont think so
Hurt yourself?: and i repeat once again - "if it hurts, dont do it again" - doesnt that imply something?
Been out of the country?: never out of the states or canada
Eaten something that made other people sick?: yup - its called cod liver oil
Been in love?: sure
Done drugs?: im not that stupid
Gone skinny dipping?: only in the bath tub
Had a medical emergency?: i dislocated my knee once..... and got a huge gash in my head.....
Had surgery?: on my feet.... on my head.... etc
Ran away from home?: hmmmm nope
Played strip poker?: i dunna think so
Gotten beaten up?: just brotherly wars
Beaten someone up?: see previous answer
Been picked on?: yes yes i have
Been on stage?: usually for some type of music
Slept outdoors?: i woke up in my back yard once
Thought about suicide?: yup
Pulled an all nighter?: yup
If yes, what is your record?: 9:00 the next night
Gone one day without food?: 44 hours
Talked on the phone all night?: i hate phones.... but i was on msn last night until 3 if that counts
Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?: i guess so when i was like 5.... but not since then
Slept all day?: i got sick once and went to sleep - i woke up the next day at that same time
Killed someone?: oh yes - in fact im sitting in a jail cell right now
Made out with a stranger?: .....you mean some people dont do that?
Had sex with a stranger?: yes
Thought you're going crazy?: crazy? i was crazy once... they put me in a room with padded walls - they looked like marshmallows, but they didnt taste like marshmallows - when i died, they buried me six feet under - the bugs drove me crazy..... crazy? i was crazy once.... they put me in a room with padded walls - they looked like marshmallows, but they didnt taste like marshmallows - when i died, they buried me six feet under - the bugs drove me crazy..... crazy? i was crazy once....
Kissed the same sex?: not since the age of 5
Done anything sexual with the same sex?: im quite glad to say that i havent
Been betrayed?: yeah u could say that
Had a dream that came true?: a good dream or a bad dream?
Broken the law?: oh im a rebel alright
Met a famous person?: i met sharron lois and bram when i was 7 - i was psyched - and my aunt kinda voice trained richard gere and various other stars...
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: yeah it happens
On purpose?: have you ever seen my ant killer? some people call it a "sledgehammer"
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?: i dont swear on keeping secrets so no...
Stolen anything?: i once stole a thing of life savers from zehres when i was little.... but i felt bad so i ended up giving them some money
Been on radio/tv?: only on "owens radio of fun"
Been in a mosh-pit?: a christian mosh pit - its like a regular one, only with less knives, a lot less weed, and less ambulances
Had a nervous breakdown?: OF COURSE I HAVE WHAT DO U THINK I AM?????
Bungee jumped?: i wish.... wait.... no i dont
Had a dream that kept coming back?: yes

Beliefs
Belive in life on other planets?: i dont think so
Miracles?: "THERE CAN BE MIRACLES WHEN YOU BELIEEEEEEEEEVE" - dont mind me
Astrology?: not really
Magic?: demonic crap yes
God?: definately
Satan?: yup
Santa?: i dont remember i time when i really did believe in santa
Ghosts?: not really no
Luck?: hmmmm not really
Love at first sight?: maybe
Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?: i dont think bad can exist without good, because "evil" is the word we use to describe "lack of good" - but i think u can have good without evil
Witches?: not the broomstick kind
Easter bunny?: i believe that i get a chocolate one every year
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?: hell yes - and anyone who answers no isnt worth remaining faithful forever to
Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?: good question
Do you wish on stars?: i dont need to

Deep Theological Questions
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?: do u mean "do i believe in heaven or hell"? kuz in that case yes
Do you think God has a gender?: i dont think genders exist in heaven
Do you believe in organized religion?: it disgusts me, but yes
Where do you think we go when we die?: well if i believe in heaven and hell, then is this question really necessary?

Friends
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?: uhhh i think so
Who is your best friend?: iono.... lotsa ppl
Who's the one person that knows most about you?: me myself and i?
What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?: k this is the last time im saying this - "if it hurts, DONT DO IT AGAIN"
Your favourite inside joke?: iono
Thing you're picked on most about?: my apparent repulsiveness
Who's your longest known friend?: hmmm philup
Newest?: heather
Shyest?: none of my friends are very shy
Funniest?: oh theyre all hilarious in their own ways
Sweetest?: heather is veryvery nice
Closest?: dunno
Weirdest?: me
Smartest?: iono
Ditziest?: hmmm.... heather
Friends you miss being close to the most?: good question
Last person you talked to online?: i talked to heather until 3 last night
Who do you talk to most online?: lotsa ppl?
Who are you on the phone with most?: i hate phones
Who do you trust most?: lotsa people
Who listens to your problems?: heather and some other awesome ppl
Who do you fight most with?: when i fight with ppl, they usually end up hating me, therefore we're not friends anymore
Who's the nicest?: tough questions - g's
Who's the most outgoing?: see previous answer
Who's the best singer?: i havent heard all my friends sing
Who's on your shit-list?: ????
Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?: sure why not?
Who's your second family?: i dont have a second family........ "i'm all alone, theres noone here besiiiiide meeeeeee...."
Do you always feel understood?: not usually
Who's the loudest friend?: giffin
Do you trust others easily?: about certain stuff
Who's house were you last at?: im in my own house now.... well actually im in this horrid appartment
Name one person who's arms you feel safe in: uhhhh
Do your friends know you?: no they have no idea who i am
Friend that lives farthest away: uhhh i have friends in TO

Love and All That
Do you consider love a mistake?: how could love be a mistake???
What do you find romantic?: romantic stuff
Turn-on?: intriguement..... and hobbit feet.....
Turn-off?: the "im queen of the world - bow to me" attitude
First kiss?: haha i kissed a friend when i was 8..... she freaked out..... and apparently she doesnt remember a thing
If someone u had no interest in had interest in dating u how would u feel?: honored but horrible
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going: i figure it'll go something like this - we'll be awesome friends for maybe a couple years or something, then we'll date for two weeks, then i'll propose
Have u ever wished it was more socially acceptable 4 a girl 2 ask a guy out: no - that would just be awkward
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive: well i dont remember ever falling for someone ugly.... but maybe i didnt think that that person was ugly just kuz i liked her..... but ive definately fallen for girls that other guys considered ugly
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: AAAHAHAHAHAHA nope
What is best about the opposite sex?: ummm yeah i guess smell is definately a factor..... and the fact that they generally have more intellegence than the average ape (if youre not sure what i mean, watch team girl squad and find the one of the guy that walks in and says "you must be girls")
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: they get mad at me and when i ask why, they give me the old "well if you dont know then im certainly not gonna tell you"
What's the last present someone gave you?: uhhhh i dont know?
Are you in love?: cant say i am
Do you consider your significant other hot?: if i had a significant other, she would most likely be hot

Who Was the Last Person...
That haunted you?: oh i get stalkers all the time.... i think the last one was mary
You wanted to kill?: the guy who invented these annoying questionaires that take up all my time
That you laughed at?: iono
That laughed at you?: see previous answer
That turned you on?: you ;)
You went shopping with?: hmmmmmmmmm....... i think i went with my dad to look at plasma tv's
That broke your heart?: im usually the one doing that
To disappoint you?: im usually disappointed by myself
To ask you out?: that doesnt happen
To make you cry?: i think the last time i cried was at my grandmas funeral..... even then not much
To brighten up your day?: haha heather
That you thought about?: i think about a lot of people
You saw a movie with?: hmmmmm i think i was by myself during my last movie
You talked to on the phone?: i hate phones
You talked to through IM/ICQ?: heather
You saw?: my brother whos in the next room
You lost?: ............

Right This Moment...
Are you going out?: only as far as the corner store
Will it be with your significant other?: YES OF COURSE IT WILL BECAUSE I DEFINATELY DIDNT JUST FINISH SAYING THAT I DIDNT HAVE ONE
Or some random person?: i'll random YOUR PERSON!! AAAARRRGGG...... alright im sane again.... hehehehe....
What are you wearing right now?: underneath my clothes im totally naked
Body part you're touching right now: uhhh well im typing on my keyboard so this question doesnt make sense
What are you worried about right now?: "dont worry..... be happy....."
What book are you reading?: "the shadow rising" by robert jordan
What's on your mousepad?: a periodic table of the elements - hey it wasnt my idea
Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling: make me
Are you bored?: if i werent bored, why would i be doing this???
Are you tired?: no i just woke up
Are you talking to anyone online?: not right now
Are you talking to anyone on the phone?: and i repeat - i hate phones
Are you lonely or content?: yes
Are you listening to music?: yup - starflyer 59







woah..... im done..... that only took an hour and a half of my time.....
"IS EVERYONE ON??? GOOD!!!! GREAT!!!! GRAND!!!!
NO YELLING ON THE BUS!!!!!!!!!!"


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