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- xkcd

Sunday, March 28

Alright - today's blog is brought to you by Heather. The idea is to fill in the blanks with song titles of a band - I have chosen the almighty Five Iron Frenzy. Here we go.

i love ARNOLD AND WILLIS AND MR DRUMMOND
i hate HURRICANES
i feel COOL ENOUGH FOR YOU
i see myself as SPARTAN
i see my past as SOMETHING LIKE LAUGHTER
my future looks like THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD
i think THE PHANTOM MULLET is attractive.
my slogan should be AT LEAST I'M NOT LIKE ALL THOSE OTHER OLD GUYS
don't ever CANNONBALL
i consider DANDILIONS to be ALL THAT IS GOOD

And now, the lyrics to....

The Phantom Mullet - Five Iron Frenzy

Cruisin downtown in your Camaro
REO Speedwagon on the stereo
It's kind of catchy, kind of a virus
Cutting your hair like Billy Ray Cyrus
You're probably bummed, you probably cried
You're probably sad that the guy from Lynyrd Skynyrd died
You're probably singing "oh oh oh"
All night long

Feel the power of the PHANTOM MULLET
Tremble and cower from the PHANTOM MULLET
White metal burn of the PHANTOM MULLET
Combed straight or permed, it's the PHANTOM MULLET
And you, cutting it short on top
I want that for me
Growing it long in the back
So savage and so free

Drop into first you're taking it slow
You're such a rock star
You could never know
I wish I was singing "oh oh oh"
All night long


Betcha didn't believe there was a song about a mullet didja?


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