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Tuesday, July 20
So since I haven't posted in a while, and I'm quite unoriginal, I figured I'd mock another email survey. I'll put in as many sexual references as possible. Here goes.
1) Single or Taken: currently, I'm tokin'...
2) Sex: please
3) Birthday: i like birthdays
4) Sign: "STOP"
5) Siblings: billy-joe, billy-bob, billy-bob-joe, bobby-joe, bobby-sue, bobby-billy-bob-joe-sue....
6) hair colour: i have no hair. Anywhere.
7) Eye color: white.
8) height: 8 inches.
9) shoe size: see previous answer.
R e l a t i o n s h i p s
1) Who is your best friend(s)?: fil of course
2) Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: i see lotsa people... last night i was with my momma and coach klien...
3) Did you send this to your crush?: i'll crush YOU... stupid piece of crap
4) Did your crush send this to you?: you want the truth? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!
F a s h i o n S t u f f
1) Where is your favorite place to shop? "hookers 'r' us"
2) Do you have if anything pierced? i've pierced people, if thats what you mean. hehehe... kids never saw it coming....
T h e E x t r a S t u f f
1) Do you do drugs? every hour on the hour.
2) What kind of shampoo do you use?: shampoo? how DARE you accuse me of not using shampoo!! I BATHE EVERY HALLOWEEN WHETHER I NEED IT OR NOT!!!!!
3) What are you most scared of: you - stay away
4) What are you listening to right now?: you - thats right - i'm right there behind you.
5) Favourite Car? VROOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
6) Who is the last person that called you?: heather - she called me sexy
7) Where do you want to get married at?: a cemetary...
8) How many messenger buddies do you have on-line right now?: i only take one at a time, but theres about a dozen lined up outside.
9) What would you change if anything about yourself, what would it be?: my insincerety towards stupid questionaires
F a v o u r i t e s
1) Colour: white - its the colour people go after they die... mehehehe...
2) Food: tacos.
3) Boy's name For your sons: Egbert
4) Girl's name for your daughters: Haggar
5) Fave Subject In school: Shotgun class
6) Animals: no, i prefer straight humans.
7) Game(s): foreplay is for those with spare time.
H a v e Y o u E v e r
1) Given someone a bath?: yes
2) Smoked?: ham... smoked ham is good...
3) Bungee jumped?: TO THE MOON!!
4) Broken the law: i'll break YOUR law...
5) Made yourself throw-up? I don't need to - just read one of these and BAM - instant hurling.
6) Gone skinny-dipping?: with the ladies ;)
7) Been in love?: mmmmm.... bean love...
8.) Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: see previous answer
F i r s t T h i n g T h a t C o m e s T o M i n d
1) Red: BLOOOOD!!!
2) Cow: BLOOOOD!!!
3) Socks: bananas
4) Greenland: land that is green... or "green land" if you prefer.
Final Q u e s t i o n s
1) Do you like filling these out? YES
2) How many people are you sending this to? the whole friggin planet - EVERYONE is gonna read this and hate it.
3) Who will send it back?: Why, me of course.
4) If you could be someone else for a day who would it be?: banana
5) Gold or Silver?: banana
6) What is the last film you saw at the cinema? oooh the "cinema" - getting fancy now - trying to throw me off guard - well you'll have to try harder than THAT
7) Favorite cartoon character?: uhh... me
8) What do you have for breakfast in the morning? bananas... in BLOOOOD!!!
9) Who would you HATE being locked in a room with? YOU!
10) Who would you want to be locked in a room with?: a clone of myself... as a GIRL
well that seems to be it - if you made it to here, you get five stars for having no life. congratulations.
1) Single or Taken: currently, I'm tokin'...
2) Sex: please
3) Birthday: i like birthdays
4) Sign: "STOP"
5) Siblings: billy-joe, billy-bob, billy-bob-joe, bobby-joe, bobby-sue, bobby-billy-bob-joe-sue....
6) hair colour: i have no hair. Anywhere.
7) Eye color: white.
8) height: 8 inches.
9) shoe size: see previous answer.
R e l a t i o n s h i p s
1) Who is your best friend(s)?: fil of course
2) Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: i see lotsa people... last night i was with my momma and coach klien...
3) Did you send this to your crush?: i'll crush YOU... stupid piece of crap
4) Did your crush send this to you?: you want the truth? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!
F a s h i o n S t u f f
1) Where is your favorite place to shop? "hookers 'r' us"
2) Do you have if anything pierced? i've pierced people, if thats what you mean. hehehe... kids never saw it coming....
T h e E x t r a S t u f f
1) Do you do drugs? every hour on the hour.
2) What kind of shampoo do you use?: shampoo? how DARE you accuse me of not using shampoo!! I BATHE EVERY HALLOWEEN WHETHER I NEED IT OR NOT!!!!!
3) What are you most scared of: you - stay away
4) What are you listening to right now?: you - thats right - i'm right there behind you.
5) Favourite Car? VROOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
6) Who is the last person that called you?: heather - she called me sexy
7) Where do you want to get married at?: a cemetary...
8) How many messenger buddies do you have on-line right now?: i only take one at a time, but theres about a dozen lined up outside.
9) What would you change if anything about yourself, what would it be?: my insincerety towards stupid questionaires
F a v o u r i t e s
1) Colour: white - its the colour people go after they die... mehehehe...
2) Food: tacos.
3) Boy's name For your sons: Egbert
4) Girl's name for your daughters: Haggar
5) Fave Subject In school: Shotgun class
6) Animals: no, i prefer straight humans.
7) Game(s): foreplay is for those with spare time.
H a v e Y o u E v e r
1) Given someone a bath?: yes
2) Smoked?: ham... smoked ham is good...
3) Bungee jumped?: TO THE MOON!!
4) Broken the law: i'll break YOUR law...
5) Made yourself throw-up? I don't need to - just read one of these and BAM - instant hurling.
6) Gone skinny-dipping?: with the ladies ;)
7) Been in love?: mmmmm.... bean love...
8.) Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: see previous answer
F i r s t T h i n g T h a t C o m e s T o M i n d
1) Red: BLOOOOD!!!
2) Cow: BLOOOOD!!!
3) Socks: bananas
4) Greenland: land that is green... or "green land" if you prefer.
Final Q u e s t i o n s
1) Do you like filling these out? YES
2) How many people are you sending this to? the whole friggin planet - EVERYONE is gonna read this and hate it.
3) Who will send it back?: Why, me of course.
4) If you could be someone else for a day who would it be?: banana
5) Gold or Silver?: banana
6) What is the last film you saw at the cinema? oooh the "cinema" - getting fancy now - trying to throw me off guard - well you'll have to try harder than THAT
7) Favorite cartoon character?: uhh... me
8) What do you have for breakfast in the morning? bananas... in BLOOOOD!!!
9) Who would you HATE being locked in a room with? YOU!
10) Who would you want to be locked in a room with?: a clone of myself... as a GIRL
well that seems to be it - if you made it to here, you get five stars for having no life. congratulations.
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