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Staple guns - because duct tape can't make that "Ka-CHUNK" noise
- xkcd

Saturday, August 21

It's that time agian.

What time, Owen?

Woah - it's Fil. Didn't... uhh... see you there...

You can't see me. I don't actually exist. You know that.

.....wwwWHAT?!?!?! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!!! AFTER ALL THESE YEARS.....

You made me up a few months ago... remember?

...oh yeah...

Well, folks, since Owen is a slacker, I'm gonna give you something to do with your boredom.

WHAT?? I LOST MY STAND TO SOME GUY THAT I MADE UP???

Uhh... yeah. Outta the way.

I'm not gonna stand for this.

Whatev. As I was saying, Fil Redenbacher here is gonna write something. Look at me go. Anywho, I was talking to Jill the other day when--

QUESTION!!!

What is it?

What's Jill's last name? She does have a last name... right?

Well you're the one that named her. Figure one out.

How about... Dutenheimer?

Works for me. Anyways...

QUESTION!!!

What this time?

Oh, nothing. Just wanted to interupt.

Do you WANT me to do this or not?

Uhhh.... not really.

Dammit.

Well it's not like you have anything to talk about anyways. You know... not actually existing and all...

Look - I know I may be a little different from you - bigger head... less fingers... two dimensional - but that doesn't mean you're somehow better than me.

Uhh.. yeah it does. I created you, remember?

Oh... right.

Well I guess that's all for now, folks.

But.. this was supposed to be my moment of glory!!!

Yeah. Sucks to be you.

Ahh... it's not so bad. Not existing kinda gives you an interesting outlook on life... since it's something you don't exactly have. Plus, there's always Jill.

Touché.

Hehehe...

So I haven't actually heard her talk. Does she?

Not too much. She's still good company, though.

I'm not asking into that.

Good plan.

Well, since I AM the one in control here, I'm gonna end this so you all can... uhh... go home... and do whatever it is you do...

You'll rue the day you crossed me.

...I refuse to indulge you.

Crap.



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