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Staple guns - because duct tape can't make that "Ka-CHUNK" noise
- xkcd

Friday, September 24

Hey there.

Holy crap.

What?

When was the last time you made a post two days in a row?

Well I just happened to make a wonderful discovery, Fil.

If it's as good as yesterday's, we can all save ourselves the trouble of listening and run into a wall right now.

Well, it's more of a poem than a discovery.

If it's half as bad as the ones you posted before, I'm outta here.

Well, let's find out, shall we?








John was his name, cheating was his game
With a lust for love no woman could tame
He'd always go out or a drink on the town
He'd always go out with a smile, no frown

Now on Friday night at a bar they call Bills
John met a girl with tits just like hills
They danced and drank and partied it up
You never saw them with no drink in their cup

He knew he was married, it seemed no big deal
Considering the fact that these boobs felt so real
John played and he poked and he muddled around
Then the girl named Trina, then noticed his mound

She liked what she saw and told him just that
John grabbed his coat as quick as a cat
They got to her place and turned off the lights
Johnny was in for one hell of a night

She undid her pants, boy that was quick
To John's surprise, the "she" had a ____
Disgusted was he at the thoughts that he had
More than that, he was a tad mad

Never again would he cheat on his wife
He told her this and swore on his life
So him and his wife are happy this day
That John didn't do something totally gay

--- Alex Perdeaux






So how'd'ya like it?

I'm outta here.

Meh. I liked it.


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