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Friday, January 7
In the spirit of the new year, I've decided to answer another one of these questionaires. However, all my answers will start with the letter "P". Enjoy.
SIMPLE QUESTIONS:
1. Full name: Philippe Poltaire
2. Nicknames: Pimp Mastah
3. Shoe size: Possibly a 12
4. Height: Phive Phoot Eleven
5. Hair: Purple
6. Eyes: Purple
7. Do you like to sing in the shower? Possibly
8. What's 6x7? Phorty two
9. Birthday: Possible to remember? I think not. I was only two minutes old.
10. Sign: Platipus
11. Boxers or briefs?: noPe.
12. Sane? Perpetually
13. Righty or lefty: "Philippe is squirrel handed."
14. What do you want in a relationship? Porno
15.Do you have a car? Pontiac Sunfire
16. What kinda car do you have? Purple.
FAVOURITES
17. Movie: Princess Bride
18. Food: Perogies
19. Band: Petra
20. Song: Pop goes the weasel
21. Book: Purple
22. Subject: Purple
23. TV show: Pink Panther
24. Disney Character: Pinky and the Brain (not disney? Philippe doesn't care)
25. Colour: hmmm.... Purple.
THE FUTURE
26. Do you plan on having kids? Possibly
27. Get married? Please.
28. Would you have kids before marriage? probably not
29. Do you have a crush? Purple.
30. Do They Know? Pimp Mastah keeps all the ladies in the dark. And by dark, I mean bed.
THIS OR THAT
31. Music or TV: Petra
32. Guys/Girls: Platipuses
33. Pepsi/Coke: Plus, C
34. Black/White: Purple
35. Green/Blue: Purple
36. Pink/Purple: hmmmmm...... Poppy Red.
37. Summer/Winter: Philippe hates sunburns.
38. Day/Night: Pimpin' time = night.
39. Hanging Out/Chillin: Pimpin'
40. Dopey/Funny: Perfectly alright with me
41. Insane/sane: Pimp Mastah doesn't care as long as they pay up.
42. Sun/moon: Purple.
THE MOST
43. Favourite quote: "People are stupid. All of them." -- me
44. Scariest Dream: Pimp Mastah gets old.
45. Most Memorable Moment: Pathetic question
FRIENDS
46. Who Are They? Pimp Mastah needs no friends.
47. Best Friend(s): Philidia, Pimp Mastah's best costomer.
48. Nicest: Previous answer
49. Quietest: Previous answer
50. Blondest: Previous answer
51. Most Fun To Be Around: Previous answer.
52. Happiest: Previous answer
53. Funniest: Philippe is tired of repeating this.
54. Tallest:
55. Shortest:
56. Best personality:
57. Which people do you trust most?:
58. Do you believe in soul mates???
59. Is it right to flirt if you have a bf or gf?: Pimp Mastah thinks this is a stupid question.
MORE QUESTIONS:
61. Love or hate: Pimpin'
62. Silver or gold: Previous answer
63. Diamond or pearl: hehe... Pimp Mastah likes his bling bling
64. Sunset or sunrise: Pretty are both
65. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? Pimp Mastah rarely wears anything... ever...
66. Do you sleep with stuffed animals: Pierre, my stuffed platipus
67. Do you have any piercings: Piercings? methinks not.
68. What colour of underpants are you wearing right now? Pink.
69. What song are u listening to right now?: Phantom Mullet
70. Whats the last 4 digits of your phone home: Philippe doesn't like stalkers, thanks.
71. Where would you want to go on your honey moon: Paris.
73. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?: Pants... or lack of them.
74. What makes you happy?: Purple
75. What's the next cd you're gonna get?: Pimp music
76. Do you wear contacts or glasses? Pimp glasses
77. What's the best advice you've had given to you?: "People are stupid - all of them" --me
78. Have you ever won any special awards?: Pathetic ones.
79. What are your goals in life?: uhh... pimpin'
80. What colour is your toothbrush?: purple
81. Funny or scary movies?: Partially both
82. On the phone or in person?: Person
83. Hugs or kisses? pimpin'
84. What song seems to reflect you the most?: Pimp Daddy
85. If you died tomorrow who would you leave everything to?: Pimp Mastah leaves everything to himself.
86. Do you have any enemies?: Pimps - rival ones.
87. Would you rather be rich or famous? Pimp mastah is rich and famous.
88. What time is it in Albany, USA now? Past bedtime.
89. What's the weirdest thing you've heard/found out about someone: Pimpin' is a chronic disease... pfff...
90. Have you ever met Santa?: Pfff - of course - me and him go fishing on weekends.
91. If E.T. knocked on your door holding up a peace sign and asked you to use your phone what would you do?: Punch him - man, that guys ugly
93. Do you have any pets? Philiponio the newt
94. whats the temperature outside: pretty chilly
95. Last time you were stressed: Pimp mastah knows how to release his stress...
96. Are you an alcoholic? Pimpin requires alcohol sometimes
97. Who sent this to you? uhh... Pimp mastah's second lady?
98. What is that person like? Pretty sexy
99. Do you want your friends to write back? Preferably sending chocolate to me.
100. Something Nobody Knows About You: Pimp Mastah isn't my real name...
I hope you were all thoroughly disturbed by this. It took me two whole sittings. And now I'm off.
SIMPLE QUESTIONS:
1. Full name: Philippe Poltaire
2. Nicknames: Pimp Mastah
3. Shoe size: Possibly a 12
4. Height: Phive Phoot Eleven
5. Hair: Purple
6. Eyes: Purple
7. Do you like to sing in the shower? Possibly
8. What's 6x7? Phorty two
9. Birthday: Possible to remember? I think not. I was only two minutes old.
10. Sign: Platipus
11. Boxers or briefs?: noPe.
12. Sane? Perpetually
13. Righty or lefty: "Philippe is squirrel handed."
14. What do you want in a relationship? Porno
15.Do you have a car? Pontiac Sunfire
16. What kinda car do you have? Purple.
FAVOURITES
17. Movie: Princess Bride
18. Food: Perogies
19. Band: Petra
20. Song: Pop goes the weasel
21. Book: Purple
22. Subject: Purple
23. TV show: Pink Panther
24. Disney Character: Pinky and the Brain (not disney? Philippe doesn't care)
25. Colour: hmmm.... Purple.
THE FUTURE
26. Do you plan on having kids? Possibly
27. Get married? Please.
28. Would you have kids before marriage? probably not
29. Do you have a crush? Purple.
30. Do They Know? Pimp Mastah keeps all the ladies in the dark. And by dark, I mean bed.
THIS OR THAT
31. Music or TV: Petra
32. Guys/Girls: Platipuses
33. Pepsi/Coke: Plus, C
34. Black/White: Purple
35. Green/Blue: Purple
36. Pink/Purple: hmmmmm...... Poppy Red.
37. Summer/Winter: Philippe hates sunburns.
38. Day/Night: Pimpin' time = night.
39. Hanging Out/Chillin: Pimpin'
40. Dopey/Funny: Perfectly alright with me
41. Insane/sane: Pimp Mastah doesn't care as long as they pay up.
42. Sun/moon: Purple.
THE MOST
43. Favourite quote: "People are stupid. All of them." -- me
44. Scariest Dream: Pimp Mastah gets old.
45. Most Memorable Moment: Pathetic question
FRIENDS
46. Who Are They? Pimp Mastah needs no friends.
47. Best Friend(s): Philidia, Pimp Mastah's best costomer.
48. Nicest: Previous answer
49. Quietest: Previous answer
50. Blondest: Previous answer
51. Most Fun To Be Around: Previous answer.
52. Happiest: Previous answer
53. Funniest: Philippe is tired of repeating this.
54. Tallest:
55. Shortest:
56. Best personality:
57. Which people do you trust most?:
58. Do you believe in soul mates???
59. Is it right to flirt if you have a bf or gf?: Pimp Mastah thinks this is a stupid question.
MORE QUESTIONS:
61. Love or hate: Pimpin'
62. Silver or gold: Previous answer
63. Diamond or pearl: hehe... Pimp Mastah likes his bling bling
64. Sunset or sunrise: Pretty are both
65. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? Pimp Mastah rarely wears anything... ever...
66. Do you sleep with stuffed animals: Pierre, my stuffed platipus
67. Do you have any piercings: Piercings? methinks not.
68. What colour of underpants are you wearing right now? Pink.
69. What song are u listening to right now?: Phantom Mullet
70. Whats the last 4 digits of your phone home: Philippe doesn't like stalkers, thanks.
71. Where would you want to go on your honey moon: Paris.
73. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?: Pants... or lack of them.
74. What makes you happy?: Purple
75. What's the next cd you're gonna get?: Pimp music
76. Do you wear contacts or glasses? Pimp glasses
77. What's the best advice you've had given to you?: "People are stupid - all of them" --me
78. Have you ever won any special awards?: Pathetic ones.
79. What are your goals in life?: uhh... pimpin'
80. What colour is your toothbrush?: purple
81. Funny or scary movies?: Partially both
82. On the phone or in person?: Person
83. Hugs or kisses? pimpin'
84. What song seems to reflect you the most?: Pimp Daddy
85. If you died tomorrow who would you leave everything to?: Pimp Mastah leaves everything to himself.
86. Do you have any enemies?: Pimps - rival ones.
87. Would you rather be rich or famous? Pimp mastah is rich and famous.
88. What time is it in Albany, USA now? Past bedtime.
89. What's the weirdest thing you've heard/found out about someone: Pimpin' is a chronic disease... pfff...
90. Have you ever met Santa?: Pfff - of course - me and him go fishing on weekends.
91. If E.T. knocked on your door holding up a peace sign and asked you to use your phone what would you do?: Punch him - man, that guys ugly
93. Do you have any pets? Philiponio the newt
94. whats the temperature outside: pretty chilly
95. Last time you were stressed: Pimp mastah knows how to release his stress...
96. Are you an alcoholic? Pimpin requires alcohol sometimes
97. Who sent this to you? uhh... Pimp mastah's second lady?
98. What is that person like? Pretty sexy
99. Do you want your friends to write back? Preferably sending chocolate to me.
100. Something Nobody Knows About You: Pimp Mastah isn't my real name...
I hope you were all thoroughly disturbed by this. It took me two whole sittings. And now I'm off.
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