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- xkcd

Monday, January 3

So, for those of you who have read the stone angel...


What if Kartar was one of the Main Characters in The Stone Angel?

Kartar was Hagar's childhood friend. He worked in the store with Hagar. They were like best friends. When Hagar met Bram, Kartar was jealous and didn't want to lose Hagar, so he killed Bram. Hagar and Kartar moved to Michigan and worked at a telephone company. They conceived their first child (Hartar) in the copy room. It was a clear resemblance of Kartar, though, so they moved to Alaska, the only place in the world where the baby wouldn't be ridiculed for his mutant glow. Kartar didn't want the responsibility of his mutant glowing baby, so he drove a boat to Iceland where he went and hung out with Bjorm in a coffee shop eating cheese. The cheese was Swiss, but it didn't have any holes. Interesting.

The End.


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