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Staple guns - because duct tape can't make that "Ka-CHUNK" noise
- xkcd

Tuesday, January 25

Today I bring you one of my favourite songs of all time, from one of my favourite movies of all time. Enter: Monty Python.


Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken,
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!

His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his pen--

"That's enough singing for now."


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