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Sunday, September 25
And now it's time for:
Jokes with Fil! (applause)
Now... If you expect grade A humour, you're not getting it. This isn't even paid. You're lucky to even have me! Bah.. stupid crowd. Let's get this over with.
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?
A: Bob.
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole?
A: Phil.
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pot?
A: Stu.
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the floor?
A: Matt.
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs with a pen in his mouth?
A: Drew.
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs holding up a car?
A: Jack.
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?
A: Art.
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
A: Russel.
Horrible? Yeah that's what I thought. But you probably wanted an update. So there you are.
Jokes with Fil! (applause)
Now... If you expect grade A humour, you're not getting it. This isn't even paid. You're lucky to even have me! Bah.. stupid crowd. Let's get this over with.
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?
A: Bob.
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole?
A: Phil.
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pot?
A: Stu.
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the floor?
A: Matt.
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs with a pen in his mouth?
A: Drew.
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs holding up a car?
A: Jack.
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?
A: Art.
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
A: Russel.
Horrible? Yeah that's what I thought. But you probably wanted an update. So there you are.
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